Inspired by a tweet by Jim Gaffigan, here’s a parody of 12 Days of Christmas, but about Star Wars for his son who claims his favorite Christmas song is STAR WARS (smart kid):
On the first day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
A Droid in a sandy desert.
On the second day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Two jawa scavengers and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the third day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the fourth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the fifth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Five TIE fighters. Four Jedi Knights, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the sixth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the seventh day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the eighth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Eight Senators a-bilking, seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the ninth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Nine Tuskens dancing, eight Senators a-bilking, seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the tenth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Ten Siths-a-leaping, nine Tuskens dancing, eight Senators a-bilking, seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the eleventh day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Eleven Wookies fighting, ten Siths-a-leaping, nine Tuskens dancing, eight Senators a-bilking, seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
On the twelfth day of Star Wars, my Yoda to me gave:
Twelve Biths drumming, eleven Wookies fighting, ten Siths-a-leaping, nine Tuskens dancing, eight Senators a-bilking, seven Gungans-a-swimming, six furry Ewoks, five TIE Fighters, four Jedi Knights, three Storm Troopers, two Jawa scavengers, and a Droid in a sandy desert.
